1 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:07,341 Music: Road Ahead Alan Hawkshaw 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,074 Contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today to promote your product or brand 3 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:31,592 Music: Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss II 4 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:06,395 (inaudible by ear) 5 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:37,259 Excuse me, I didn't mean to call, but is Barbara not on the air? 6 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:43,516 - Why yes, I am. - See! I know it all the time. I knew it was his! 7 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:47,645 And then the picture on the cover of your book will look much better than you... 8 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:51,273 - Would you mind autographing our copy? - Of course. 9 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:56,195 Would you like to do Morris Vincent and Florence Dorothy Vincent? 10 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:01,242 - OK. - This is Florence Dorothy, I'm Morris Vincent. 11 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:07,540 - It was really pathetic the way you were sent. - Yes, and for a victimless crime! 12 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:13,629 - Mmm. Were your crimes victimless? - No. All, thank goodness. 13 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:18,300 Well, it must be terrible not being able to return to your homeland! 14 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:22,346 Well, I'm not crazy about Puerto Rico. 15 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,890 (Laughs) Okay, thanks! 16 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:43,200 (inaudible by ear) 17 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,983 Forgive me! I do not mean to call, but not ashamed of my brother's kind 18 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:58,449 And, well, he's a big, big fan of yours. 19 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:03,220 Would you give him an autograph? A small head? A little one, he doesn't come or want anything. 20 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,391 Why so shy? 21 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:13,606 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 22 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,831 (Laughs nervously) 23 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:26,428 (laughs again) 24 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:32,101 Can I come in your mouth? 25 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,230 mm-mm 26 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,944 When will I be old enough when a girl comes in the mouth? 27 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:45,739 Ask no when you are old enough. 28 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:51,120 Why do you continue to impress when you are this successful teacher? 29 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:55,916 Well, I'll tell you. It beats writing anything for a living. Typing, you know, it breaks your nails. 30 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,586 - You do not type? - I was a secretary! - Really!? 31 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:03,549 - I enjoy taking shorthand. - Oh. I prefer longhand. 32 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,472 Where did you get good teeth? 33 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:16,604 One night, I caught the tooth-angel under my pillow and I gave him the best of his life. 34 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,283 - Would you like another, sir? - No problem, with coffee. 35 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:32,786 Now, what else did I leave out of the book? 36 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,957 Want to visit the strangest people you've worked with? 37 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:41,670 Well, there was this slightly strange one who wanted to meet in front of bus stations. 38 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:47,843 - Oh, you don't care? I am looking forward to a friend. - Not at all. 39 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:55,726 - Can you make a number seventeen? - Of course. 40 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:22,419 Music: Tales from the Vienna Woods Johann Strauss II 41 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,485 - Has your friend arrived yet? - Um, no. Not yet. 42 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,832 - He makes a wonderful cafe au lait. - Hello! 43 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:47,546 - Oh hello! Joyce, this is Roberto. Roberto, this is Joyce. She understood me. 44 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:53,594 - I ordered for you. - Oh, I can't! That's my overeating. 45 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,769 - We were just talking about someone who likes bus stations. Do you remember that one? - Vaugely! 46 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,872 If you want to meet people in a city, especially strangers, 47 00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:07,633 Better place than a bus terminal. 48 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,203 What time do you get off work? 49 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:24,393 I want to ask at the end, but I have to go. It was going to be a very busy afternoon. 50 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:29,439 There was a really bloody mafia movie on TV last night. Farewell! 51 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:33,986 That chopped-liver rooster is beautiful! It must have been done by the sculptor Horowitz. 52 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:38,740 That can't be Horowitz's job. Horowitz's only Halvah work. Come on! 53 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,930 - Please forgive me. I am a friend of Tony. - Oh. Tony. 54 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:06,435 Yes, he said I can do a little with you. Of course, on his account. 55 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,647 - Ah! Very nice. Are you circumcized? - Yes. Why? 56 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:15,319 I don't want to think that I'm not interested in you as a person. 57 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,659 Music: Reflections on a Misty Morning by Brian Bennett 58 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:59,668 - Who are you? - I'm Harvey, wall-eye banger. 59 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,887 I believe the story is just starting to get interesting. 60 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:17,894 Along the way, I think she's a very honest relationship. Off beading. 61 00:16:55,599 --> 00:17:00,437 [Barbara] Sex is a subject that appeals to all ages. Everyone loves it. 62 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:06,359 Forgive me. Excuse me. Do you mind if I become your employee? 63 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,320 Not at all! 64 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:16,578 I don't know what happened to me on earth. In a Caucasian restaurant you really have to watch out for your waiter. 65 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,999 - They are all the same! - Do you want any help? - Please! 66 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,502 (inaudible by ear) 67 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:38,058 Music: Blue Blue Simon Benson and Peter Cox 68 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,324 Would you like something to drink? 69 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,412 - No alcohol. A Shirley Temple. - Of course! 70 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:41,259 Your rod and your rod, guide me. 71 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,280 (glass shattering sound) 72 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:46,574 - Can you excuse me for a few minutes? I am expecting a very important call. - Of course! 73 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:53,665 Please, wait while you wait. Or better yet, give the chef my compliments. 74 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:15,395 Music: Reflections on a Misty Morning by Brian Bennett 75 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,458 (inaudible by ear) 76 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:45,049 (inaudible by ear) 77 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,370 (Door buzzer sounds) 78 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:08,216 Music: Before Summer Ends by Keith Mansfield 79 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,975 - Everyone's waiting. What should I do? - I'll be on the right. 80 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,806 To get 'em, go tiger. 81 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:15,906 Music: Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss II 82 00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:23,080 Waiter! More coffee, please. 83 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,888 (laughs) 84 00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:09,593 Music: Tozir Alan Hawkshaw and Brian Bennett 85 00:43:57,052 --> 00:44:01,014 Music: Big Hall Brian Bennett 86 00:48:52,722 --> 00:48:56,684 Music: Double Take Steve Gray 87 00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:22,575 Music: Viennese Blood Waltz Johann Strauss II 88 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:28,706 - I'm sorry. Did the girl leave me any messages? - Miss Broacast, yes. Leave this to your friend. 89 00:53:28,998 --> 00:53:30,958 - Thank you. - It's okay. 90 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:40,385 Music: Badass Alan Hawkshaw 91 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,562 Are you going to give me a mouthful of your joint? 92 00:55:28,201 --> 00:55:32,163 What I usually offer people is very expensive. 93 00:55:33,623 --> 00:55:37,543 - Oh? - It has never been overpriced. 94 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:51,599 It goes way past my head. 95 00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:17,166 Music: Wallop Brian Bennett 96 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:28,190 Music: You Are Medellin's Bell Takes God 97 01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:15,774 Music: Glowing Earth by Steve Gray 98 01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:55,392 Music: Flying High Stefano Torossi 99 01:06:50,591 --> 01:06:54,553 Music: Great One by Alan Tew 100 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:31,627 Music: White Elephant Walk Alan Tew 101 01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:38,258 Hey! Hiya, Barbara! Is it still a business pleasure with you? 102 01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:43,513 I don't believe it! Hello! I thought about him. 103 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:46,725 - I felt it! - What's your name again? - Roberto. 104 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,978 - Curly, this is Roberto. - It is very nice to meet you. 105 01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:52,814 - Mmm. Very nice to meet you. Did you get off well? - I loved! 106 01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:57,402 - Good. - She is really good. - Yes. Real good. 107 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:02,824 - that is sweeter than other peaches. - What other pitch? 108 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:06,745 - We had a small PAP program. - Babe? what is it 109 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,955 Protestant American princess. 110 01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:15,796 So we had this little PAP program that worked for us, set up to allow Curly to act on her imagination. 111 01:10:29,101 --> 01:10:33,063 Music: Dozir Brian Bennett 112 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:53,133 Music: Great One by Alan Tew 113 01:21:09,449 --> 01:21:13,411 Music: Big Hall Brian Bennett 114 01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:28,843 - Where are we going to do this day? - How about the restaurant again, upstairs? 115 01:21:29,302 --> 01:21:30,470 Yes. 116 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,646 - Table, please. - Yes Yes, we will have your reservation in about 5 minutes. 117 01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:43,733 - Thank you very much. It was a real joy. - I'm tired". 118 01:21:44,305 --> 01:21:50,576 Choose the best subtitles%, url% help and rate this subtitle from other users